the cleansing

I’m chicken shit even in my dreams. Last night I dreamed that it was my birthday and I was sharing a limo with Janeane Garofalo and some other chick. I can’t remember who she was but she looked very familiar, I think some artsy chick from one of my university classes. For the record, I couldn’t afford a limo ride and I’ve never been in a limo. First I was up front and then somehow crawled into the back seat and sat next to Janeane. There was some comment like, “Come on, don’t be shy.” And Janeane didn’t act all celebrity-like; she was joking around like we were good friends. I distinctly recall she had blue hair or at least blue streaks in her hair and artsy chick was wearing a red dress. They both had some sort of dark-colored, long coats on. I was also wearing some sort of coat, which was kinda odd, since my birthday is in the summer.

We finally got to the restaurant, I assume for my birthday party, and we were told that our table wasn’t ready yet. There was a table for 778 ahead of us. Most of the people that I ever met from school were there and we all stood around outside the restaurant which had somehow turned into an old country farmhouse with a big old tree out back. There was some chick walking around taking pictures of everyone and I lost interest in artsy chick but started flirting with Janeane (I had a big crush on her after watching The Truth About Cats & Dogs). Then I saw one of my friends and asked him something like, “Dude, should I go for Janeane Garofalo?” I don’t remember his answer, but I did chicken out. I lost out on my one chance with Janeane Garofalo, even if it was only a dream.

Someone found one of my pages by searching for “pictures of agitated people” in Yahoo.

Yesterday was hot and muggy. I was all tired by the time I got home. I was too tired to go running or workout or do anything. One of my buddy list entries was about colon cleansing. I think I could go for one of those. I’m feeling like I could use some cleansing. It’s like my system hasn’t felt right since the food poisoning incident. I was reading that a good way to ease into it is by eating 50% raw fruits and vegetables every day. I’m not going to try those herbal pills or any of that other holistic stuff. I need to eat more fruits and veggies anyway. So last night after dinner, when it cooled down a bit, I went to the 24-hour Dominions and bought a bunch of veggies. Today I’m going home for a raw fruit and veggie lunch. Let the cleansing begin.

I had a big-ass plate of veggies for lunch and humus as dip. That was pretty darn good and filling. Final note: B3C is wearing a baby blue tank top today and she looks damn hot.